So, I love Adam Lambert. This isn't really a dirty little secret or anything, I mean I have a picture of him on my MacBook desktop, and 2 of his songs are in my iTunes top 100. But what, you may ask, does Adam Lambert have to do with me being single?
I thin the dude is sexy. And he's gay. See also: Glee's Jonanthan Groff; Neil Patrick Harris, etc.
This bad luck extends into my personal life. I have no gaydar. None. In fact, if I like a dude, chances of him being gay actually increase. A few months ago, I was chatting up a guy who I have mutual friends with and whom I thought was cute. We chatted on and off, but he never seemed too keen to agree to do anything with me. Finally one day I mentioned a friend of mine with the same name as his who I said would be perfect except he liked boys. To this the gent replied, "add me to that list." and I was like "ohhhhhhhh."
Maybe a week after this happened I was at a fancy schmancy event where I met cute guy who was so well groomed and well dressed that I made the foolish assumption that he was gay. We talked awhile, he mentioned he designed women's clothing and shoes I said "we should get married. It would be perfect, we could both see other men."
"Yea, except I'm straight."
Only to me could this happen. Further evidence of my need to never speak to any men.
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This is why it would be handy to drag a gay friend with you everywhere - you could use their gaydar!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, if Neil Patrick Harris could just manage to be bi instead... that would pretty much make my life.